didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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