I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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