that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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