It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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