you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My pussy is not your playground.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize