so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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