butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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