that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
