I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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