Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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