I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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