Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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