What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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