An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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