my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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