he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize
