What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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