My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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