I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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