i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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