biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
