dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We have so much sex to catch up on
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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