yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
love makes seman taste better
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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