Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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