is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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