I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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