Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
