Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My bed smells like the plague
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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