I think scott just propositioned me for sex
another moral hangover. fuck.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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