Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
