I'm eating all of the evidence.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
