I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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