what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
