so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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