He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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