Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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