Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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