Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
wow bdsm is so cute
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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