'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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