3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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