yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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