yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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