I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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