why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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