what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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