Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
