Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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