he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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