we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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