it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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