we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I wear drunk well.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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