One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Boobs speak an international language.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
