Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
how drunk are you?
Several
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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