Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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