S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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